• Beach | Orkney

Beach makes the BBC News

So when the BBC randomly rang & asked me to pop in for a chat, I had a small moment of panic. My mind raced. What could they want? Would I like to audition for Strictly? Or The Great Pottery Throwdown? Help! I thought. I mustered my courage to respond.

We'd like you to 'do a piece' they said ... I had a vision of being whirled round the dance floor by Anton du Beck.